Fun Quotes for Valentine’s Day

Here are some amusing quotes, in honour of St. Valentine:

  1. “If love is the answer, can you rephrase the question?” -Lily Tomlin
  2. “Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.” -Unknown
  3. “You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.” -Melanie Clark
  4. “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.” -Albert Einstein
  5. “Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.” -Unknown
  6. “I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.” -Woody Allen
  7. “If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?” -Unknown
  8. “A man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.” -Oscar Wilde
  9. “Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.” -Samuel Johnson
  10. “Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.” -Lynda Barry
  11. “Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.” -Henry Kissinger
  12. “What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.” -Pearl Bailey
  13. “Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.” -Albert Einstein
  14. “When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.” -Rita Rudner
  15. “Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” -Joan Crawford
  16. “Love is sharing your popcorn.” -Charles Schultz
  17. “Where love is the case, the doctor is an ass.” -English Proverb
  18. “No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.” -Anonymous
  19. “Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.” -George Carlin
  20. “Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.” -Jerome K. Jerome
  21. “The sincerest love is the love of food.” -George Bernard Shaw

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14. February 2013 by Zye
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