Fun Quotes for Valentine’s Day
Here are some amusing quotes, in honour of St. Valentine:
- “If love is the answer, can you rephrase the question?” -Lily Tomlin
- “Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.” -Unknown
- “You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.” -Melanie Clark
- “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.” -Albert Einstein
- “Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.” -Unknown
- “I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.” -Woody Allen
- “If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?” -Unknown
- “A man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.” -Oscar Wilde
- “Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.” -Samuel Johnson
- “Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.” -Lynda Barry
- “Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.” -Henry Kissinger
- “What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.” -Pearl Bailey
- “Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.” -Albert Einstein
- “When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.” -Rita Rudner
- “Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” -Joan Crawford
- “Love is sharing your popcorn.” -Charles Schultz
- “Where love is the case, the doctor is an ass.” -English Proverb
- “No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.” -Anonymous
- “Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.” -George Carlin
- “Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.” -Jerome K. Jerome
- “The sincerest love is the love of food.” -George Bernard Shaw
